Here's your 'Florida Woman' story for the day: A Tampa woman called 911 on herself while trying to steal a car, so that she "could do it legally". Lee County authorities say 37-year-old Christy Turman told 911 dispatchers she was "trying to steal a car that's not legally mine" and told them to "come make a report." When they arrived at the dealership, Turman told deputies she was being trained in 'Black Ops' and that she called authorities so her carjacking would be legal. The officers did not agree with Turman's interpretation of the law and arrested her on trespassing charges. What's the worst excuse you've heard when someone got caught doing something they shouldn't?